A Family in Chaos

SHUT UP & MOVE! I AM TRYING TO WORSHIP THIS GROUND YOU’VE BEEN WALKING ON!!!

I have come to the realization, that most of your marriages are REALLY screwed up!!!

I just read this, and it startled me…..and then it made think more about each of you and your marriages!!

According to research, up to 20% of marriages are SEXLESS! Yes, that means WITHOUT SEX!

DISTURBING!!!! That is over 40 MILLION marriages! Out of 10 of your married friends…..2 of those couples are not having sex!

NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE! Hmmmmmmm……I wonder who you are!!??

There are even BLOGs dedicated to how to cope with a sexless marriage! If you are interested, let me know, I will send you the address!

In my utter shock in discovering this info, I have done a little research. I can assure you when I say “little” research, I mean VERY LITTLE!

NUMERO UNO reason people have sexless marriages………BOREDOM!!!! WTF???

I AM DUMBFOUNDED!!!

It seems to me that sex is the CURE for boredom in a marriage, not the BY PRODUCT!!

I KNOW…..THOSE OF YOU IN THE 20% HAVE CONTINUED TO READ THIS IN HOPES THAT I WOULD GIVE YOU SOME SELF HELP TIPS…..

BUT I GOT NOTHING!!!!

The only thing I can think to tell you, especially you young couples, is go out to your local FREAK SHOP, and buy yourself a FREAK FLAG!! And maybe one of those Rabbit things!!!