A Family in Chaos

I know I’m a little late making commentary on this subject, but I’ve been thinking about this ALOT! Well, truth be told, I can’t get it out of my mind! I’m not obsessing or any thing, but I keep coming back to this!

Not like I’ve never heard of foot fetishes, or other bizarre behavior, but……I’m really kind of freaked out about it! I like to think of myself as open minded, and quite honestly, I’m not afraid to fly my freak flag now and then! But I just don’t get the foot fetish thing!

So, I can see Rex Ryan and his wife walking thru the airport, she starts freaking out on him, “I saw you looking at that lady’s feet! Is that what you like? Long toes? Big bunions?”

Erin Andrews is interviewing Rex after a game, she catches Rex checking out her toes! “Excuse me Mr! Up HERE!

TIP for Erin & Jenn Brown….NO open toed shoes when covering the Jets game!!

Have you seen the video of (allegedly) his wife & his voice on Twitter? I don’t know? Maybe I’m just being to judgmental….I mean I always have noticed collarbones! I think that’s an attractive feature, But I want to make it perfectly clear…..I’ve never LICKED one!

Feet? Really? If you wear sandals, they are filthy! I’ve even peed on my own feet…granted I was drunk, but still!!! If you have worn shoes all day, they got sock fuzz all up in ‘em, and smell like spoiled sour cream! How can that possibly be considered sexy!

I will say, that it was extremely REFRESHING to see that Rex was into his wife’s feet after all those years! He wasn’t out there molesting some 22 year old foot! Or texting foot pictures to some “massage therapist”!

So Rex, if you keep it at home….you fly that freak flag, brother!