I HAVE BECOME A WOMAN!!!
It’s official….I have been married so long I have become a WOMAN! It’s been said people with pets start to resemble their pets! I believe this happens to married men to a degree! Not physically resembling their wives, but….
My wife is at the hospital, and I walked into the bedroom and Sex in the City is on…..I didn’t change the channel!! I didn’t even realize what I was doing until the SECOND episode!!!
What MAN does that? I mean what SINGLE man does that?? Single
men don’t watch that crap… I don’t care how many sex scenes are in it! Have you ever seen a single man at Bed Bath & Beyond?
HELLLL NO! The things we do as married men is mind boggling! If
you are a married man, try to think back…really? Holding her
purse???? Please!!
I wasn’t even a metrosexual, for Christ sake! I’ve gone with Jen to get a freaking PEDICURE! WTF!! What the he’ll happened! I didn’t plan this! This isn’t the way things were supposed to turn out!
What is next? Will I be watching Chelsea Lately alone? Oprah? I’m really scared! Can I recover from this? I don’t want to be walking around with a silver dollar!! (only a select few of you will get the silver dollar joke!! LOL!!!)
That’s it! I’m going downstairs right now and pouring myself a shot of Jack Daniels! Well, maybe a vodka cranberry! F@*k I did it again! Definitely Jack Daniels!!!
I’m going to a strip club this weekend! Gotta find my manhood! Anyone coming???
Ric – I am sorry! Next time Jen needs a pedicure she can call me! LOL!
Happens to the best of ya. Jake keeps me informed of all the hollywood gossip and breakups because the only magazines in his breakroom are gossip magazines….or at least that’s the excuse he gave me!
As long as you are aware of it then you are okay.
I’ll have to admit myself to having a pedicure or two and I really liked it. However, I did have a Jack and Coke when I got home to offset it all.
I will NOT buy a mini-van! The Sequoia at least has some Balls to it.
Paul, I got a mini van too! But I offset that with my 92 Ford Bronco with a lift! VERY redneck!
You are hilarious Ric! The title of the post scared me just a bit, since I haven’t seen or talked to you in years
Thanks Karen! Thats funny! I couldn’t help but picture your face when you saw the title! Check out “The Bathroom Experiment” & “How My Daughter Manages to Stay Alive”! Those are my two favorites!
I’ll never forget the moment Kris walked into the bedroom and told me, “Brad Pitt & Jen broke up.” It was then I knew, he had embraced his role as husband.