A Family in Chaos

PAMELA, NICOLE, ERIN!!!

KEEP READING….THERE IS A POINT TO THIS!!!

I have NEVER watched or been even the slightest bit interested in any of these types of shows!

No Bachelor, Bachlorette, DWS, Greatest Race, Survivor, Dance Your Fat Ass Off!

NOTHING!!

HOWEVER…

I was flipping the channels, as any good man does, and I paused just briefly enough to see who the contestants were…BAM!

Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews, and Nicole Whocareswhatherlastname is! (she’s a Pussycat Doll!!)

Of course, being a product of the 80′s, as well as having a strong affinity to anything “trashy”, “trailerparky”, etc… Pamela is an Icon!!

I know…she’s old, slutty, and dumber than a soup sandwich, but come on, she is the inspiration for the “Trucker Girl” on mudflaps all over the world!

The NBA uses Jerry West’s siloutte in their logo…if the 80′s had a siloutte, it would be Pam!!

Then Erin Andrews!! Sports Reporter!!!  She’s classy, refined, educated, well spoken, AND SHE’S INTO SPORTS!!

Erin is the perfect woman to take home to MOM!! While Pam is just perfect one to take home from the BAR!!

And last is Nicole…I really have no idea what her last name is…they even wrote it across the screen! But all I really need to say is…She is the Pussycat Dolls girl!

SO ANYWAY, WHILE I GOT SUCKERED INTO WATCHING THE WHOLE SHOW!! (OF COURSE, PAMELA WAS LAST!!!)

I ACTUALLY GOT A “MORAL TO THE STORY”!!

All of the men have a STRONG advantage in this competition!!!!

Women are the FOCAL point of ANY dance.

As you would know from my earlier post about men dancing…

So with the understanding that women are the focal point of the dance…the men are dancing with PROFESSIONAL women dancers!

Hell, I thought 80 year old Buzz Aldrin did a damn good job, but the reality is…he pretty much just stood there , like he was getting a lap dance or something!! His partner did a great job, bless her heart!! You know she was hoping for that General Hospital dude!!! But NOPE, you get 80 year old, Buzz!!

Then you get the GAY guys, and they have a DOUBLE ADVANTAGE!!

Like the Ice Skater dude!! COME ON!!! LIKE THAT’S FAIR!!

ANYWAY, MY REALIZATION…..

ANY DUDE…NO MATTER HOW BIG A LOSER….JUST LOOKS BETTER WITH A GOOD WOMAN ON HIS ARM!!

SO IF YOUR A LOSER, AND YOU GOT  A LOSER GIRL…DUMP HER AND GET A HONEY…YOUR LIFE WILL BE SOOOO MUCH BETTER!!